Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
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I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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