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  • I wish you threw better parties.

    Submitted by alternative on Mar 9, 10 at 1:55pm
  • Sounds like 11:27 is projecting that he never gets invited to parties. Maybe, Op is hating on people leaving his parties.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 12:46pm
  • Glorious. If you ask me pissing out of random places and teabagging the cars of your ex-girlfriends are the best parts of having a dick.

    Submitted by fucktheworld00 on Mar 9, 10 at 11:07am
  • You can do that with a pussy its just a little more difficult and u may get some in/on the car

    Submitted by AW_TFR on Mar 9, 10 at 11:28pm
  • Sounds like the op is just jealous because he was never invited to those parties...

    Submitted by ButtBuddy on Mar 9, 10 at 11:27am
  • Been there, done that... No problemo man. Lol

    Submitted by BBCowboy808 on Mar 9, 10 at 12:46pm
  • So actually you wish she had a penis so she could fuck you...

    Submitted by SquWelch on Mar 9, 10 at 2:24pm
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2q_Gr7-mJs

    Submitted by slashtheband on Mar 9, 10 at 4:36pm
  • I wish I had a penis too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 4:32pm