I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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I wish you threw better parties.
Sounds like 11:27 is projecting that he never gets invited to parties. Maybe,
Op is hating on people leaving his parties.
You can do that with a pussy its just a little more difficult and u may get some in/on the car
Glorious. If you ask me pissing out of random places and teabagging the cars of your ex-girlfriends are the best parts of having a dick.
Sounds like the op is just jealous because he was never invited to those parties...
Been there, done that... No problemo man. Lol
So actually you wish she had a penis so she could fuck you...
I wish I had a penis too