I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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I wish you threw better parties.
Sounds like 11:27 is projecting that he never gets invited to parties. Maybe,
Op is hating on people leaving his parties.
Glorious. If you ask me pissing out of random places and teabagging the cars of your ex-girlfriends are the best parts of having a dick.
You can do that with a pussy its just a little more difficult and u may get some in/on the car
Sounds like the op is just jealous because he was never invited to those parties...
Been there, done that... No problemo man. Lol
So actually you wish she had a penis so she could fuck you...
I wish I had a penis too