Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
a search helicopter?!
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
being pregnant is like rehab
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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