god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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