hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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