Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
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After last night, I could never be a politician.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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