your thong is hanging out like whoa
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
All I want is dick and wine.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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