OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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