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  • hey i got pregnant while i was engaged and finding out i was pregnant ran my fiance off so I could have used a FB relationship status like this also. It doesn't mean i'm a whore 10:32 Don't be so quick to judge!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:42am
  • they do.

    Submitted by Jeremiah7272 on Oct 10, 10 at 10:03pm
  • that would be hilarious whether it was "having the baby of..." "knocked up by..." or "baby mama/daddy of..." and people this doesn't make the girl a slut. I think is more ironic than serious but kudos to her for owning her pregnancy instead of being ashamed no matter what the circumstances.

    Submitted by mbourret1015 on Mar 1, 11 at 2:41pm
  • 10:32 yes actually it does... People want to have sex it's natural and just marrying someone to get laid is a BAD reason... Hello increase in divorce rate and spousal homicide and adultry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:36pm
  • 12:24 birth control is not always effective...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:54pm
  • 10:35 don't attempt to demonstrate having the moral highground by pretending to be a six year old who swears...doesn't really help your case

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:04am
  • 5:01 you're dumb 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:29am
  • bungholes are for kids, silly wabbit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:08am
  • 5:09 get a life loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 3:06pm
  • “You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.”

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:58pm
  • No it's not 12:44, I think his point was if you're preggers you have other issues and shouldn't worry about announcing your pedicament on fb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:58pm
  • too bad half these bitches would b leavin that blank cause they dont know who their babys dad is!

    Submitted by dopegirlfreshhh on Oct 22, 10 at 1:17am
  • But then the stalkers shall rise, claiming to have babies by their "lovers" who really only said hello to them. They could really become the ultimate home-wreckers if said baby-daddy was married, with a wife on facebook, too.

    Submitted by elite on Jun 20, 10 at 2:31am
  • yes but it's also easier then explaining to people why you can't date them right now.... @12:58 I would know i was in that situation. It was just too weird for me to date/sleep with anyone while I was carrying someone elses baby.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:02pm
  • stupid ass little kids. nothings wrong with getting pregnant. what if the dumbass didnt pull out, its not our fault

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:45pm
  • Or what about "baby mommie of" or "baby daddy of". ??!!

    Submitted by mintyshake on Jun 13, 10 at 3:37pm
  • 1207.. Does a bear shit in the woods?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:56am
  • hahahaha. i agree, i whole heartedly agree. that doesnt make us girls sluts, it makes the guys that run and leave us after finding out immature assholes that cant take responsibility for there actions.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 7:11pm
  • You could always take it in the pooper, 1:02

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:16pm
  • Is there that many sluts on facebook?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:07am
  • Oh how I love when people attempt to have moral debates on TFLN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:42pm
  • Hmm...maybe you need to not be a slut or try some birth control rather than announcing your slatternly ways via fb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:24pm
  • Hahahaha you probably just extended my life cause of how much I laughed at this... (laughing is said to be good for you in case any dumbasses don't know that)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:59pm
  • im 12 and what is this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:37pm
  • you might as well put yourself in the "do not date me ever again" list. You're damaged goods, sweetie. Having a baby = stretch marks, super loose pussy, sagging tits, tit stretch marks, and a big fat ass. As well as proving that if you get pregnant you will birth the little bastard and go for child support

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:12pm
  • Close your fucking legs you fucking slut!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:16pm
  • I think "knocked up by" would b a much better status option.. lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:02am
  • 11:10 It IS, isn't it? :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:52pm
  • Not really something you should want to share. I doubt the person would accept that request anyway. What would it say on their proile, "knocked up..."? Lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:44pm
  • unless all of you talking shit about the "sluts" are virgins you shouldn't talk. Guess what NEWS FLASH***birth control is not 100% effective***

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:22pm
  • Yep cause pulling out is clearly a smart birth control method

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:10pm
  • I agree. knocked up would be better but yes they should

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 7:44am
  • Hi I'm fucking six years old I dot need to her your shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:35am
  • That's classic! Seriously, I love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 11:12am
  • this is meant to be funny you guys.. dont overthink

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:05pm
  • With all the tramps running around having illegitimate babies.. i could see this as being helpful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:47pm
  • Does it kill you to get married instead of running around like whores and fucking everything in sight?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:32am
  • I know they have open relationship but add FWB

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:53pm
  • Also what if someone is in a polygamist relationship? you can only have one partner...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:53pm
  • Haha, agree 12:42. This really isn't the place for preaching

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:18pm
  • Getting married is for fools

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:49am
  • I just learned a bunch of new words!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:36am
  • @4:44, I don't think the OP was being serious. Just ironic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:40pm
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