So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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