I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
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It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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