You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 49 50
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 4, 13 at 6:55pm

    Just wait till your kids start teething.

  • 52 57
    Submitted by TerryHesticles on Jan 4, 13 at 2:14pm

    Sorry about the flaming apple chunks from the microwaved strudel. I'll be more careful with the kielbasa.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Jan 4, 13 at 3:22pm

    Nipple clamps too tight for the occasion?

  • 43 52
    Submitted by finalflash08 on Jan 4, 13 at 2:23pm


  • 41 49
    Submitted by qweenb on Jan 4, 13 at 9:02pm

    I hear ya. You HAVE to lube and bandage up cuz even a comphy soft bra stings like HELL at the slightest brush by. What's worse is trying to hold back the tears after the 50th time you whispered that's really huring me and it goes unheard while you're so caught up in the HOT WILD SEX! OUCH!!

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Key_umm on Jan 4, 13 at 9:44pm

    Au contrare

  • 38 48
    Submitted by ScarletFever on Jan 5, 13 at 3:19am

    I feel like I've slept with this guy. I called him Wolverine, on account of how terribly ripped apart he left me

    • 36 53
      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 5, 13 at 4:33am

      Did he look like Hugh Jackman? I'd call that a "Good Night".

  • 31 52
    Submitted by vicious_vamp on Jan 5, 13 at 12:39pm

    I could see some body doing it if they had an infected nipple piercing.

  • 33 58
    Submitted by wyldcat on Jan 5, 13 at 2:55am

    I've been there. And he still swears he didn't use teeth.