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  • Just wait till your kids start teething.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 4, 13 at 6:55pm
  • Sorry about the flaming apple chunks from the microwaved strudel. I'll be more careful with the kielbasa.

    Submitted by TerryHesticles on Jan 4, 13 at 2:14pm
  • Nipple clamps too tight for the occasion?

    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Jan 4, 13 at 3:22pm
  • Au contrare

    Submitted by Key_umm on Jan 4, 13 at 9:44pm
  • I feel like I've slept with this guy. I called him Wolverine, on account of how terribly ripped apart he left me

    Submitted by ScarletFever on Jan 5, 13 at 3:19am

    Submitted by finalflash08 on Jan 4, 13 at 2:23pm
  • I hear ya. You HAVE to lube and bandage up cuz even a comphy soft bra stings like HELL at the slightest brush by. What's worse is trying to hold back the tears after the 50th time you whispered that's really huring me and it goes unheard while you're so caught up in the HOT WILD SEX! OUCH!!

    Submitted by qweenb on Jan 4, 13 at 9:02pm
  • I've been there. And he still swears he didn't use teeth.

    Submitted by wyldcat on Jan 5, 13 at 2:55am
  • I could see some body doing it if they had an infected nipple piercing.

    Submitted by vicious_vamp on Jan 5, 13 at 12:39pm