i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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