Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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