How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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The same way your future husband will trade you in later in life for the younger model which is not such a bitch
People can't control who they like. Maybe the guy is just a wuss. 2 way street though. Guys get the friend zone, girls get the booty call zone.
Yes you can, and you can avoid bad behavior like leading people on. Douche bag.
I don't lead anyone on, I'm very direct. But people don't listen when they like you, they think they can change your mind. They almost never do.
"I'm a whore who's in a relationship with someone else but I'm happy to keep seeing you because, as I said, I'm a huge whore!"
Maybe the Shepherd will find out and bury you in the backyard where you belong.
Just be honest and say, "I really like nice guys but I have so many daddy issues, I live with someone that mentally and physically abuses me just like my father so I can have that familiar safe and abused feeling."
I agree with olderthanyou but put another way... what goes around, comes around.
You say "I'm too stupid to be faithful or spell"
That'll probably do the trick.
Is someone supposed to be a *dog* in this scenario?!
That was "cold-blooded". well done
Turn on your webcam when you get home, 'kay?
With a bone and a smile?
give em fleas
german band "die ärzte" had a song about this. "claudia hat einen schäferhund". a girl who likes to fuck one of those. google that shit!