How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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The same way your future husband will trade you in later in life for the younger model which is not such a bitch
People can't control who they like. Maybe the guy is just a wuss. 2 way street though. Guys get the friend zone, girls get the booty call zone.
Yes you can, and you can avoid bad behavior like leading people on. Douche bag.
I don't lead anyone on, I'm very direct. But people don't listen when they like you, they think they can change your mind. They almost never do.
"I'm a whore who's in a relationship with someone else but I'm happy to keep seeing you because, as I said, I'm a huge whore!"
Maybe the Shepherd will find out and bury you in the backyard where you belong.
Just be honest and say, "I really like nice guys but I have so many daddy issues, I live with someone that mentally and physically abuses me just like my father so I can have that familiar safe and abused feeling."
I agree with olderthanyou but put another way... what goes around, comes around.
You say "I'm too stupid to be faithful or spell"
Is someone supposed to be a *dog* in this scenario?!
That'll probably do the trick.
That was "cold-blooded". well done
Turn on your webcam when you get home, 'kay?
With a bone and a smile?
give em fleas
german band "die ärzte" had a song about this. "claudia hat einen schäferhund". a girl who likes to fuck one of those. google that shit!