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  • Submitted by olderthanyou on Mar 28, 13 at 1:41pm

    The same way your future husband will trade you in later in life for the younger model which is not such a bitch

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      Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Mar 29, 13 at 10:24am

      People can't control who they like. Maybe the guy is just a wuss. 2 way street though. Guys get the friend zone, girls get the booty call zone.

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        Submitted by Axel5238 on Mar 29, 13 at 2:58pm

        Yes you can, and you can avoid bad behavior like leading people on. Douche bag.

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          Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Mar 30, 13 at 11:08am

          I don't lead anyone on, I'm very direct. But people don't listen when they like you, they think they can change your mind. They almost never do.

  • Submitted by Phys on Mar 28, 13 at 1:47pm

    "I'm a whore who's in a relationship with someone else but I'm happy to keep seeing you because, as I said, I'm a huge whore!"

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    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Mar 28, 13 at 3:57pm

    Maybe the Shepherd will find out and bury you in the backyard where you belong.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 28, 13 at 5:51pm

    Just be honest and say, "I really like nice guys but I have so many daddy issues, I live with someone that mentally and physically abuses me just like my father so I can have that familiar safe and abused feeling."

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    Submitted by NuckinFuts on Mar 28, 13 at 3:50pm

    I agree with olderthanyou but put another way... what goes around, comes around.

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    Submitted by jayrob on Mar 29, 13 at 12:05am

    You say "I'm too stupid to be faithful or spell"

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    Submitted by itsjustme16 on Apr 20, 14 at 12:09pm

    That'll probably do the trick.

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    Submitted by kin_in_in on Mar 28, 13 at 3:16pm

    Is someone supposed to be a *dog* in this scenario?!

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    Submitted by zjew33 on Mar 28, 13 at 2:39pm

    That was "cold-blooded". well done

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    Submitted by kin_in_in on Mar 28, 13 at 3:20pm

    Turn on your webcam when you get home, 'kay?

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    Submitted by CDR_Shepard on Apr 20, 15 at 2:10am

    With a bone and a smile?

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    Submitted by tpotz on Mar 28, 13 at 5:15pm

    give em fleas

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    Submitted by polacke on Mar 28, 13 at 4:12pm

    german band "die ärzte" had a song about this. "claudia hat einen schäferhund". a girl who likes to fuck one of those. google that shit!