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  • The same way your future husband will trade you in later in life for the younger model which is not such a bitch

    Submitted by olderthanyou on Mar 28, 13 at 1:41pm
    • People can't control who they like. Maybe the guy is just a wuss. 2 way street though. Guys get the friend zone, girls get the booty call zone.

      Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Mar 29, 13 at 10:24am
      • Yes you can, and you can avoid bad behavior like leading people on. Douche bag.

        Submitted by Axel5238 on Mar 29, 13 at 2:58pm
        • I don't lead anyone on, I'm very direct. But people don't listen when they like you, they think they can change your mind. They almost never do.

          Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Mar 30, 13 at 11:08am
  • "I'm a whore who's in a relationship with someone else but I'm happy to keep seeing you because, as I said, I'm a huge whore!"

    Submitted by Phys on Mar 28, 13 at 1:47pm
  • Maybe the Shepherd will find out and bury you in the backyard where you belong.

    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Mar 28, 13 at 3:57pm
  • Just be honest and say, "I really like nice guys but I have so many daddy issues, I live with someone that mentally and physically abuses me just like my father so I can have that familiar safe and abused feeling."

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 28, 13 at 5:51pm
  • I agree with olderthanyou but put another way... what goes around, comes around.

    Submitted by NuckinFuts on Mar 28, 13 at 3:50pm
  • You say "I'm too stupid to be faithful or spell"

    Submitted by jayrob on Mar 29, 13 at 12:05am
  • Is someone supposed to be a *dog* in this scenario?!

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Mar 28, 13 at 3:16pm
  • That'll probably do the trick.

    Submitted by itsjustme16 on Apr 20, 14 at 12:09pm
  • That was "cold-blooded". well done

    Submitted by zjew33 on Mar 28, 13 at 2:39pm
  • Turn on your webcam when you get home, 'kay?

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Mar 28, 13 at 3:20pm
  • With a bone and a smile?

    Submitted by CDR_Shepard on Apr 20, 15 at 2:10am
  • german band "die ärzte" had a song about this. "claudia hat einen schäferhund". a girl who likes to fuck one of those. google that shit!

    Submitted by polacke on Mar 28, 13 at 4:12pm
  • give em fleas

    Submitted by tpotz on Mar 28, 13 at 5:15pm