Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Randomize
