This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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