My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Alive.
So much puke
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Randomize
