Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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