She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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