Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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