That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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