it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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