They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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Was that his way to follow through on his promise to "fuck you all night"
Nope, I buy it. I once had to explain to a friend the morning after her birthday party that the festivities pretty much came to an end when she and a guy both fell asleep on the couch with his dick in her mouth. \n\nThe next day when a bunch of us were trying to piece things together I made an effort to steer the conversation elsewhere so she wouldn't have to find out until we had an opportunity to share the horror in private. Because I'm a good friend like that.
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Hahahahaha no this is totally possibly, sometimes you just get that drunk
leave it! then she would be already for his morning wood!
Lebron and Wade are seriously celebrating the lockout being over too hard.
PORKSWORD FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN!
She said penis!
Is this my ex wife.....sure sounds like her.
614 is my area code so I am the expert! Why? Would? You? Pull? Me? Out?
I've witnessed a scenario like this. It happens.
Now, where can I find a guy like this?
So not funny. ;-)
All in luv ;)
Awwww, back atcha
OP is a guy...hilarious
bad idiot.. that's not a word
I'm thinking fake!
Clearly I stand corrected... This is certainly a level of f'ed up I've never achieved.