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  • Was that his way to follow through on his promise to "fuck you all night"

    Submitted by Phys on Dec 7, 11 at 5:53pm
  • Nope, I buy it. I once had to explain to a friend the morning after her birthday party that the festivities pretty much came to an end when she and a guy both fell asleep on the couch with his dick in her mouth. \n\nThe next day when a bunch of us were trying to piece things together I made an effort to steer the conversation elsewhere so she wouldn't have to find out until we had an opportunity to share the horror in private. Because I'm a good friend like that.

    Submitted by viceprecedent on Dec 7, 11 at 3:42pm
  • Nothing quite like a dickens cider. For the holidays, be sure to try hot dickens cider, and for the adults how about a hard dickens cider?\nAvailable at your corner store today.

    Submitted by porksword on Dec 7, 11 at 6:59pm
  • Hahahahaha no this is totally possibly, sometimes you just get that drunk

    Submitted by grandmasboy on Dec 7, 11 at 4:16pm
  • leave it! then she would be already for his morning wood!

    Submitted by preppygirl on Dec 7, 11 at 9:51pm
  • Lebron and Wade are seriously celebrating the lockout being over too hard.

    Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 7, 11 at 5:03pm
  • Freakin' cockblockers!

    Submitted by slaesar on Dec 7, 11 at 6:38pm
  • Claaaassy

    Submitted by lynzers84 on Dec 7, 11 at 3:16pm

    Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 7, 11 at 11:18pm
  • Is this my ex wife.....sure sounds like her.

    Submitted by PHD1026 on Dec 7, 11 at 11:19pm
  • She said penis!

    Submitted by rue4games on Dec 8, 11 at 10:05pm
  • 614 is my area code so I am the expert! Why? Would? You? Pull? Me? Out?

    Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Dec 9, 11 at 4:07pm
  • Definitely fake.

    Submitted by abigaillee on Dec 7, 11 at 3:24pm
    • I've witnessed a scenario like this. It happens.

      Submitted by Kniros on Dec 8, 11 at 3:33am
  • Now, where can I find a guy like this?

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 7, 11 at 8:24pm
  • OP is a guy...hilarious

    Submitted by Kevin201 on Dec 7, 11 at 3:58pm
  • Unpossible.

    Submitted by MadF00L on Dec 7, 11 at 10:34pm
  • I'm thinking fake!

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 7, 11 at 3:19pm
    • Clearly I stand corrected... This is certainly a level of f'ed up I've never achieved.

      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 7, 11 at 11:12pm