would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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