So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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