i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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