based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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