Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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