Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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