erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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