My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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