Define "chronic" masturbator.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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