dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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