R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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