brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I just found a bag of teeth...
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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