you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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