Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
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Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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