STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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