I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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