you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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