ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
