After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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