I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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