She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
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Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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