ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
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My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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