Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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