no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
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I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I forget how to act sober
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