Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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