Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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