Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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Alive.
So much puke
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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