She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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