Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
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It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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