i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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