There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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New rule: if you're gut hangs over your belt don't show up
Hey Binders, new rule: Take your perfect metabolism and shove it up your ass!
Good rule. If your tits are less than a C cup you're not allowed to be Black Widow.
why the hell not, Scarlett's were????
It's only false advertising if he padded his crotch like you ladies do your chest...
Or the Hulk. Hawkeye, maybe. I don't know about Hawkeye..
Nor are you allowed to refer to your penis as "Mjöllnir".
Aw come on, that's the best part lol
Someone has Hammer envy!
Sounds like some buyers remorse to me. Valid point on no false advertising.
But I'm bringing the hammer!
The hammer is my penis.
AMEN AMEN AMEN